itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

Are you Hermione Granger
dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
cas-is-deans-unicorn:

Bless

Friend: I wish I could just meet a nice guy at a bar!

Me:

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fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see
heytinafey:

jamie lee taking an important business call on the go
carlvegandude:

Stop eating animals…NOW!

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

taekyungwolf:

Spring Photoshoot
lushfy:

wow this is powerful