People will accept cheese that’s covered in mold or cheese that has maggots in it but as soon as you make it with soy or rice instead of curdled breast milk it’s ‘not real cheese’
You motherfuckers are gross.
- My brother: So I'm going to see the Lego Movie by myself in an hour...
- Me: I'll come with you.
- My brother: Eh, I kinda want to do something by myself.
- Me: *tearing up* I have taught you well.