Six - Nest. by Tangolarina on Flickr.
"Didn’t know that when she smiled at me." by Tangolarina on Flickr.
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zenglendo:

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glittervajayjayy:

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itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
cas-is-deans-unicorn:

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